Monday already, damn. Some great football, not so great football and then there was Colts-Chargers... theater of the absurd with John Madden doing color. Let's get to it before I pass out from bourbon withdrawal.

Rams @ Saints:

Healthy Bulger, healthy SJax and a poor Saints defense remind us why Bulger, Jackson and Holt were high draft picks; Brees reminds us of September.

Bills @ Dolphins:

Can anyone play this game; Bills are playoff bound (is the world on fire), Dolphins, except Chatman are helpless, and Miami heads for 0-16 as Patriots go 16-0. stuff it up your #$% Shula.

Broncos @ Chiefs:

Only thing a Priest could do at this game was absolve Travis Henry of his sins, he couldn't run the rock; Selvin Young is for real... might be available at the local 7-11.

Vikings @ Packers:

Favre over Montana, don't even argue; Yo Adrian hurt... what a shock.

Falcons @Panthers:

Why is Vinnie Testaverde playing football and not with his grandkids; Warrick Dunn is flipping us off.

Jaguars @ Titans:

Greg Jones scores twice, Justin Gage once and the Madden Curse has My Cousin Vinny in a death roll.

Eagles @ Washington:

No truth to the rumor that Donovan met Andy's kids in an alley before the game; Westbrook is unholy, whatever happened to LaDell Betts.

Browns @ Steelers:

Browns and Bills remind us of NFL unbalanced schedule; Steelers remember in time to win... can Big Ben remain healthy enough for Patriots.

Bengals @ Ravens:

Didn't you used to be Ray Lewis or is it Steve McNair?

Bears @ Raiders:

There is no universe where Rex Grossman should be a starting QB, except where Josh McCown is a starting QB.

Cowboys @ Giants:

Romo vs. Manning is only a discussion if Peyton is the brother in question, not Eli; was that Jeremy Shockey.

Colts @ Chargers:

Norv Turner kisses Peyton Manning's feet as Phillip Rivers stands in line; Chargers defense will collapse in future weeks making this look even less credible than it does today.