Donovan McNabb needs soup

Posted On Thu, 8 Nov, 2007

Not sure who Donovan McNabb will blame now that he's no longer a stud QB. His most recent performance being the most recent evidence that the man can't play the game at a high level anymore. What he does do at a high level is dole out blame. No fumbles, no interceptions, a touchdown every attempt when he passes on the blame.

And there are plenty of suspects. He could blame the media. They're an easy mark, the public will understand and as long as he doesn't toss the race card at them, he might get away with it. He could blame the whole "Andy Reid mess." If no one heard, Andy Reid's kids were both arrested for having more drugs in the house than the average Rite-Aid. Maybe it confused Donovan. Or it took Reid away from full preparation. You know, he didn't have time to teach Donovan that he shouldn't share rthe ball with the Cowboys. That tossing it to them or dropping it on the ground was bad... very bad. The third person/organization in this godless trio would be Wilson Sporting Goods. It must be the balls. Wilson produces the footballs for the NFL, it has to be defective balls in Donovan's hands. They automatically fly to the opposition, they are ultra slick and slip whenever he grips them ever so tight. Whatever it is, the balls seem to have a mind of their own. Would be nice if somene on the Eagles did.

But I blame someone else, I blame Soup Mom. You know the gal, she was dishing out the "Chunky" soup to Donovan and his teammates. She's to blame. Obviously, she's laid down on the job and hasn't been spoonfeeding her Donovan some of that Salisbury Steak Chunky soup. mmmmm... fake steak resting in salty, fatty, slimy glop, now that's good eating. I mean look what it did for Terrell Davis or one of this year's Chunky men, Larry Johnson. Donovan just needs the soup, Mom, feed him the soup and he'll be back sprinting like a jack rabbit and throwing lasers to his wide receivers. That's who's to blame... Soup Mom.